Today, I slipped in the shower and tried to grab onto the water to catch myself.
It didn’t work.
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Imagine being kidnapped when you have a cold.
Your mouth would be duct taped and your nose would be stuffed
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When you’re on Facebook and you see someone post a status that is obviously something they saw on Tumblr.
and everyone thinks that whore is a fucking genius
ACCURATE.
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When Your Mom Puts On Her Oldies And You Know Every Word,
And she looks at you sing like:
You’re just into it:
And she joins in and y’all are like:
That awkward moment when you’re on the internet but a family member insists on walking behind you and around you and everywhere near you and you get paranoid so you just resort to staring blankly on your Facebook newsfeed.
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That amazing moment when your teacher asks you to go and give something to another teacher
Taking as slow as possible to get there and get back.
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The moment you’re laughing so hard and you try to stop. But you look at the person and laugh again.
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The feeling you get when you’re inside a grocery store and you hear your favorite song.
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The awkward moment when you’re trying to have conversation with a young child
but they’re just like:
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Greeting someone I dislike:
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